waiting for a miracle??

Sorry I haven’t been on this site for a couple weeks.  I HAVE BEEN BUSY!!!  And that is a good thing.  Well, let’s see where should I start.

OK, so there was a guy named Rod from Western PA.  So Rod and I had a conversation going about 3 months ago and then he just dropped off the face of the internet!    I figured — ok, so he found somebody else. Fine.

So about 2 or 3 weeks ago he pops back up and starts e-mailing me.  I asked — Gee what happened to you?    no response!   LADIES—-first warning sign.   no response basically means they don’t want to answer whatever it is you are asking.

Ok, so Rod seemed nice enough — alittle overboard with the affectionate words and attitude.  But he kept saying — Hey that is just me!!  All right, I figured, what the heck.  Its nice to see a very affectionate text on your phone when you wake up.  This went on for a about 2 weeks but there were signs that Rod might have been a little more deprived than I thought in the beginning!!   All the conversations would turn around to sexual undertones!   Now, I feel I can banter with the best of them, but these texts got a little out of hand.  So, I would REIN him in and try to have a normal conversation.  Well that never lasted too long, only good thing was we didn’t talk late into the evening because we both have very early schedules.  So just about every evening it would start out normal and soon turn to — well basically PORN talk.   I started to not respond thinking Hey, maybe he will get the hint .  But NOOOOOOOOO.   Maybe he was just not as smart as I thought he was.Obviously his brain was not in his head but somewhere in his pants!!   That is what he was thinking with!!! so the next morning there was a nice little affectionate text wishing me a good day.  Then that night we were having what I thought was an informative conversation — you know, getting to know each other?? And all of a sudden out of the blue he texts   ‘ I WANT YOU AND SEX BOTH RIGHT NOW!’   I actually texts back   — Gee Rod, why don’t you tell me what you really think!!!! I added you know all I am trying to do is have a normal conversation.  It is really nice to have someone tell you how much they love the way you look, and you are sexy and they really want to meet you.  BUT  that doesn’t mean that I am going to HOP into bed with him the first time we meet.   Jesus, I honestly don’t think that one woman will be enough for you anyway.

AND THAT LADIES WAS THE LAST TIME I HEARD OR WROTE TO ROD

So Ladies beware of the man that thinks with his Johnson.   Not a good thing.